Jokes
What can you catch but not throw?
A cold
Ben ate too much candy before his swimming match.
He got cramps and did not do well in his race.
Celia couldn't sleep because she kept thinking about the unstable condition of her water heater.
Worry or concern.
Your mom made only enough cookies for your brother’s class. She tells the family not to eat any. You really want a cookie, so you decide to take one. Mom notices a cookie is gone. What will you do?
You must tell your mom what you did, and accept the consequences.
Cat
Short a.
A clock.
Maria made sure to stretch well before her track meet.
She did not injure herself and she did well in her race.
Embarrassed.
Your baby brother does not feeling like talking, but you really need him to answer your question about where your toy is, and he may know. What do you do?
Ask him once or twice, then move on. We can't force people to do what they don't want to do.
Time
Long i via sneaky e.
Why did the boy bury his batteries?
They died.
Markus ate healthy his whole life. He did not eat a lot of junk food that had lots of sugar or bad fats.
Markus was a superstar and he lived a very long happy life.
After Yoga and a nice hot shower, Leroy felt so _____.
Calm or relaxed.
You see a raccoon with his leg caught between two pieces of wood. He is obviously in a great deal of pain, what do you do?
Tell your parents or call animal control. Do not go near it, raccoons are very dangerous.
Long e via vowel team "ea".
What letter of the alphabet has the most water?
C (sea).
Gray was grilling burgers for his friends, but the gas on the grill ran out half way.
Gray had to decided whether to finish grilling with charcoal or move to the inside stove.
You watched as your mom got an award for her work.
Proud.
It is time for you to present in front of the class. As you walk up, you have a big sneeze. The hand you covered your mouth with is now full of phlegm. What do you do.
You ask the teacher if you may be excused for a quick visit to the restroom.
Cool
Double "oo" vowel team.
What has to be broken before you can use it?
An egg.
The world's people burned too many fossil fuels.
Global warming led to numerous terrible effects such as increased pandemics and new hazardous weather events.
Your friend will not talk things out and is avoiding talking about the subject.
Frustrated.
After a really hard, tiring, but good basketball practice, you head to the locker room with the team to take a shower and dress out. After your shower, you can't find your shoes. What do you do?
Get dressed, then ask a friend for help looking. Try and retrace your steps. If you can't find them go talk to the coach or call a parent and ask for help.
Try
Y vowel sound-long i sound.