IT'S A SECRET!
NSA the USA's largest intelligence agency stands for this though some say it's for No Such Agency
THE NATIONAL SECURITY AGENCY
An L.A.-based basketball team
THE CLIPPERS
Opossum pocket
A POUCH
Among his one-liners: Mmm... maca-ma-damia nuts Mmm... snouts & Mmm... organized crime
HOMER SIMPSON
It's a vital sign:BP
BLOOD PRESSURE
The ill-fated New version of this brand replaced the secret formula 7X with 7X-100
COKE
A mixture of fruit juices--Hawaiian for example
A PUNCH
There's a finishing one and a Midas one
A TOUCH
In Today I Am a Clown he held his long-delayed Bar Mitzvah in a stadium & invited Mr. T to read from the Torah
KRUSTY THE CLOWN
For water it's 0 degrees Celsius:F.P.
FREEZING POINT
To keep secret this conqueror's 1227 burial site funeral attendees were killed by soldiers who were then killed
GENGHIS KHAN
A folder for holding papers
FILE
A certificate exchangeable for cash or merchandise
A VOUCHER
Frank Gehry once built the town a concert hall which was sold to this man who promptly turned it into a prison
MONTGOMERY BURNS
K can stand for kelvin or for this type of energy from the Greek for to move
KINETIC
Khrushchev's 1956 speech condemning this leader wasn't published in full in the USSR until 1989
STALIN
A studly card game
POKER
To stoop with the knees bent
CROUCH
This Kwik-E-Mart man once thought he was a hummingbird of some kind after working 96 hours straight
APU
Members of this troweling society swear to keep its secrets--or so we think as the oath is secret
THE MASONS
A helicopter
A CHOPPER
To give personal assurances or in writing
VOUCH
This Springfield Elementary employee said There's nary an animal alive that can outrun a greased Scotsman
WILLIE THE GROUNDSKEEPER
An MMR vaccine stands for these 3 things it treats
MEASLES MUMPS & RUBELLA