What math was referenced when the little boy told his mother that he had swallowed an acorn and turned into a giant oak?
Geometry
Gee I'm a tree
Follows 999 trillion, 999 billion, 999 million, 999 thousand, 999
999,999,999,999,999
1 quadrillion
1, 000,000,000,000,000
Number of Pilots
21
Number of holes on a golf course divided by 2
18 /2 = 9
Number of Dalmatians minus negative 1
102
What type of math do you get when you cross the blue-green stuff you find on ponds with a ladies undergarment
Algebra
Algae Bra
If the average life span in the USA is 82 years,; how many days does the average person live?
29,930 days
Adam would tell you what number is associated with a dark reddish-brown color?
Maroon 5
of the 88 Keys on a piano, 36 are black. What number represents half of the white keys?
88-36=52 52/2 = 26
26 is half of the white keys
who has won more Grammy Awards
A) Jay-Z
B) Beyonce
C) Bruce Springsteen
Bruce = 20
Jay-Z = 21
Beyonce = 22
What type of math was the colonel tested for before being promoted in rank?
General Math
If the average life span in the USA is 82 years,; how many hours does the average person live?
718,320 hours
How old did Beyoncé turn this week on her recent birthday?
37
How many pool balls (including the cue ball) are on a standard pool table
15 + 1 = 16
On my flight home from Vegas, the cruising altitude was 30, 000 feet above the ground.
How high is that in miles?
30,000 ft. / 5280 ft. per mile = @ 5.68 miles
How are identical twins and an addition problem alike?
There is no difference!
If the average life span in the USA is 82 years,; how many minutes does the average person live?
43,099,200 minutes
Bowling for Soup had a popular hit song about a teenage girl whose mother was stuck in which year?
1985
There are 120 yards on a football field including each of two end zones; It is also 53.3 yards wide.
If a yard is equal to 3 feet; How many square feet is a football field in area?
57,600
120 x 3 = 360
53.3 x 3 = 160
160 x 360 = 57,600
Is the earth closer to Mars or the Sun?
Sun to earth = 92.96 million miles
Earth the Mars = 141.6 million miles
What type of math is referenced by the following:
"Hey, did you see Suzie eat her entire math book for lunch?
Consumer Math
Consume Her Math
If the average life span in the USA is 82 years,; how many seconds does the average person live?
2,585,952,000 seconds
The Beatles were obviously not looking at the calendar when they wrote this hit song from the 1960's.
8 days a Week
How may feet is it from the foul line to the head pin on a bowling alley?
60 feet
If
Sun to Earth = 92.96 million miles
Earth the Mars = 141.6 million miles
What then is the distance from Mars to the Sun
92.96 million = 141.6 million = 234.56 million miles