Housing Knowledge
ProStaff fun facts
Staff fun facts
This years bloopies
Big yikes
100

What are the housing steps, in order? (5 total) 

1. $300 security deposit

2. Housing agreement

3. Roommate

4. Room

5. Immunizations

100

What is BJ's biggest pet peeve in the office?

Leaving the paper cutter blade up

100

Who is the cutest little resident of Clare Hall?

coco de chanel :-)

100

What do we have way too many of in the freezer?

Popsicles 

100

Who are all the people that could be called during a crisis? (5 total)

1. ProStaff

2. UST PD 

3. Counselor on call

4. Emergency maintenance 

5. RA On Call 

200
How do you get a pet or ESA approved?

1. Pets - roommate approval, sign on door

2. ESA - Access & Disabilities 

200

How high did Jeison launch his daughter from the ground?

10 feet

200

Who has the weirdest GroupMe profile pic? 

Jaymichael.... 100%

200

Where were the Guinan keys... Ryan?????

on the cupcakes in the kitchen

200

What are all the steps of submitting a work order?

1. Making the asset essentials # and THD # match

2. Putting your name & the name of the student requesting in the Asset Essentials

3. Checking on status twice a week

4. Checking for duplicates before submitting a new request 

5. Letting ProStaff know of serious ones 

300

How do you assist a student who is in a housing placement that isn't their top preference?

1. Get them on a waitlist

2. Help make their current placement good through a good roommate pair 

3. Talk through their concerns 

300

What are the names of all of ProStaffs pets?

1. Blu and Echo

2. Lobster 

3. Lola

4. Trebek 

5. Bonus - BJ's fishies 

300

Who drives the coolest car on staff and what is it?

Valeria - yellow camaro 

300

What did we order WAY too much of for Winner Winner this year?

onions and garlic 

300

How much money do you lose per year when you clock in 5 minutes late consistently?

$90

400

What is the gender breakdown of the halls next year?

Female - Guinan 1st floor (left, middle), Guinan 2nd, 4105A, Clare, 1200s, AQ, parts of Young, parts of Uniti


Male - Guinan 1st (right), Guinan 3rd, 4105B, St. John, parts of Young, parts of Uniti

400

How many cups of coffee does prostaff drink each day, collectively?

5

400

Who is the staff member you'd fear the most in the Hunger Games?

Tatiana

400

How many tries and how long did Barbara last on the BYOB mechanical bull?

2 tries, lasted 17 seconds 

400

When someone enters Guinan, what are all the things the Front Desk workers should do?

1. Say hello

2. Make sure they scan in

3. Make sure their ID matches their face 

500

If an upperclassmen calls right now to sign up for housing, what do we need to make sure they know?

Our housing is on a waitlist! 

Walk them through steps, floor plans, etc. but let them know our top priority is just get them a bed

500

What is something you'll likely never receive but, if you do, will remember it forever?

A compliment from BJ 

500

What are the 2 dates left this semester that you need to attend?

1. Leadership Banquet - April 25th at 6 PM

2. Move Out and team dinner - May 10th 

500

What happened that made Danna yelp at a Friday meeting?

getting sprayed with silly string

500

What are all the places you check during Health & Safety?

fridge, microwave, desk, desk drawers, dresser drawers, bathroom, balcony lock

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