Despite its name, what is actually Bombay Duck?
It's a Fish
I’m tall when I’m young, and I’m short when I’m old. What am I?
A Candle
Stop, wait a minute
Fill my cup ...
Put some liquor in it
Bonus points song and artist
Up town funk Bruno Mars
An Epic story of how a families drama can mess up the entire galaxy and theres a talking frog
Star wars
“Being a father is the single greatest feeling on earth. Not including those wonderful years I spent without a child, of course.”
Ryan Reynolds
Henry VIII introduced which tax in England in 1535?
Beard Tax
I help you from your head to your toe. The more I work, the smaller I grow. What am I?
Bar of soap
It started out with a kiss
How did it end up like this?
It was only a kiss, it was only a kiss
Now I'm falling asleep
And she's calling a cab
Bonus points Song and Artist
Mr Brightside - The Killers
A Bald guy teams up with Another bald guy to fight another bald guy all driving fast.
Fast and the Furious
“I think MTV should consider using subtitles. Half the time, even I can’t understand what the f I’m talking about.”
Ozzy Osborne
Elton John’s 1994 hit ‘Can you Feel the Love Tonight’ featured in which Disney movie?
The Lion King
I shave every day, but my beard stays the same. What am I?
A Barber
When you say you will (say you will) but I love you still
I need you (I need you) more than anyone, darlin'
You know that I have from the start
So build me up (build me up) buttercup, don't break my heart
Bonus points Song and Artist
Build me up buttercup The Foundations
Everyones fighting over some Jewelry that some ugly guy has and the only person who can save the day has hairy feet.
The lord of the rings
"I am God's vessel. But my greatest pain in life is that I will never be able to see myself perform live."
Kanye West
What kind of creature is a Portuguese man o’ war?
A Jelly fish
I can never be thrown but I can be caught. People always want to lose me. What am I?
A Cold
With the lights out, it's less dangerous
Here we are now....
Entertain us
Bonus points for song and artist
Smells Like Teen Spirit Nirvana
A Guy with no nose is obsessed with a boy who lives under the stairs for abit then moves to a castle
Harry Potter
“A mega pint? I poured myself a large glass of wine. I thought it necessary.”
Johnny Depp... I could do with a Mega pint tonight
What’s the longest-running series of all time?
The Simpsons
The more you take, the more you leave behind. What am I?
Footsteps
I throw my hands up in the air sometimes
Sayin' Ayo Gotta Let go
Bonus points song and artist
Dynamite Taio Cruz
Paranoid Billionaire afraid of an alien but their mums have the same name
Batman Vs Superman
"People say, ‘But, Facebook is a great way to connect with old friends.’ Well, at my age, if I want to connect with old friends I need a Ouija board.”
Betty White