Laugh Out Loud
What do you call a joke about a little mountain?
Hill- arious!
What do you call a dog who is getting old?
GrandPAW.
Why did the student eat their math homework
The teacher said it was a piece of cake.
What do you get when you cross a snail with a porcupine?
How many seconds are there in a year?
12
Jan 2nd
Feb. 2nd
March 2nd.
How does the moon cut his hair?
Eclipse it!
What kind of dog can jump higher than a building?
All kinds — buildings can’t jump.
How do fish get to school?
By octobus
What kind of tree can fit in one hand?
A palm tree.
What has to be broken before you can use it?
An egg.
**DOUBLE JEOPARDY**
What do astronauts do before throwing a party in space?
They plan-et.
**DOUBLE JEOPARDY**
What makes more noise than a dog barking?
Two dogs barking.
Why is 2+2=5 like your left foot?
It's not right.
**PASS IT** (Your opponent gets to answer the question. If they get it right, they add the points, and you lose them. If they get it wrong, you add the points, and they lose them.)
How do they keep the basketball arena cool?
They fill it with fans.
The more you take, the more you leave behind. What is it?
Footsteps.
Why was the broom late for school?
It overswept.
Why did the Dalmatian go to the eye doctor?
He was seeing spots.
Why did the students study in the airplane?
Because they wanted higher grades.
Why does it take pirates a long time to learn the alphabet?
Because they spend years at 'C'
What can you catch but not throw?
A cold.
Why do we say “break a leg” to actors?
Because every play needs a cast.
What do you get when you cross a bird, a car, and your family dog?
A flying carpet.
**PASS IT** (Your opponent gets to answer the question. If they get it right, they add the points, and you lose them. If they get it wrong, you add the points, and they lose them.)
Why can’t you trust atoms in science class?
Because they make up everything.
How does a cow do math?
With a cow-culator!
What can fill up a room without taking any space?
Light