Rhyme Time
A thick baseball stick.
What is football?
Cleopatra's medication.
What is an Egyptian prescription.
Full court press.
What is basketball?
Do you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth?
What is "Rush Hour"?
A lunar eating utensil.
What is a moon spoon?
Have someone in your corner.
What is boxing?
Sacred place for your Chardonnay.
What is a wine shrine?
Hands down.
What is horse racing?
A signed agreement to cease spray-painting.
What is a graffiti treaty?
Call an audible.
What is football?
A game bird as a gift.
What is a pheasant present?
Light the lamp.
There's so much room for activities.
What is "Step Brothers"?
A famous theater street's smorgasbord.
What is a Broadway buffet.
Drop the ball.
What is baseball (or football).
A fruity drink at your mid-day meal.
What is lunch punch?
No holds barred.
What is wrestling?
Oh look, another glorious morning. It makes me SICK!"
What is Hocus Pocus?
A "Hostess" brand delight, in Finland.
What is Helsinki Twinkie?
Drop the gloves.
What is hockey?
Citrus attire.
What is a fruit suit?
Par for the course.
What is golf?
Now you see that evil will always triumph... because good is dumb.
What is "Spaceballs"?