School Celebrities
a triangle of npcs, these people got some of our best nicknames
nate, Noah, cohen
jade was falling for some British men in more ways than one
the belly flop story
"I love pink!!!but not dead squirrels:("
kendall
a very hot and sweaty place, this is where Ella was told bad news about her blond ex-boyf and also where we hung out with Vinny with far too little clothes on
the hot tub
unrequited love with a muscular man
jimmythomasqb
we have to pay child support for this guy, as he is just a wee little baby
jonas
ella committed some atrocities to lily and they tried to flush it all away
the pee story
"I'm telling you"
"They are kissing each others feet"
lily
this is the start of something new! this place is where an iconic video was filmed
the football bleachers
cohen
this guy scored a record high 17 points, even though he had a hurt shoulder :(
evan westfall
something yellow and really big ran through someone, and it def wasn't my peepee in a minion costume
alysse getting run over by a bus
"bestie I just crashed my car into a mailbox"
ella
a place of many emotions, no where else we would rather be, a place of slime and finding out you are more like a sister to him
science pod
hes an ex boyf of one of us, and the current of another, he gives good gifts like hydro flasks and shoes
braeden turner
these people were meant to be, one true loves, both a little strange, unfortunately I don't think they ever met. one of them was a know-it-all leprechaun and the other a girl who wants you to think about all the animals that died in the war too:(
larry and Cheryl!
filmed backseat backshots, #rip
the assassination of hannah
"Oh if u wanna come with me to a party at a mansion you can"
kendall
lily confessed her love to her boyfriend in this very spot the same day that they became officially a couple
the school gym
this man called one of us mommy, and went to hoco with another
will simpfendorfer
this guy sounded like he smoked a pack a day when he yelled at us for not cheering, and I wasn't mad about it at all
cam lowe
he's a bit of a stalker, and the only way he knows how to cheer up from a break up is listening to kanye
the video that olly sent to lily of him crying to kanye west
"I'm in love with you"
"My wiener queen"
alysse
this is where someone had their first smooch, the vibes were spooky, and what was she doing there??
cohen's basement
after dating one of us, he realized maybe he wanted some of that fire d instead
jack