Matt Locke
During his time at Play it Again Sports, Matt often clashed with this man – the overbearing, hands-on manager.
RICH WONG
Matt’s online portfolio features several buildings in this architectural style, characterized by pointed arches, large windows, and open spaces.
WENDY'S
In an ironic twist of fate, Dylan landed a job with Walmart after stealing several items from the company in order to help build this location.
BASE
This person is attending Monmouth College, marking the first education step they have taken without their Simmons-Kolb friend Dylan.
MO
What natural occurring disaster hits base every year?
What is flooding?
Matt famously attempted to order this item, a staple of southwestern cuisine, from Chicago-food restaurant Portillo’s.
STEAK BURRITO
Based on his discord name, “Bran1026,” one might incorrectly think that Brandon was born on October 26th. His birthday is in fact this date.
NOVEMBER 1
Shane has had the distinction of holding jobs with two rival restaurants, but his first position was with this company, often at their pavilion building on Oak Park Avenue.
OAK LAWN PARK DISTRICT
Moraine Valley is the Cyclones, Illinois the Fighting Illini, and Illinois-Chicago the Flames. Joliet Junior uses this mascot, also a minor-league hockey team that some group members saw in 2019.
WOLVES
What tool did Dylan cut his hand with while at base?
What is a machete?
Matt often laments the fact that more people don’t use this popular modeling software. One could also use it to make a smoothie.
BLENDER
Quinn made several posts under the username “cargowhere” on this social media platform, which preceded TikTok.
To this date, Quinn has only held one real job – as a salesman with this clothing store located in Chicago Ridge Mall.
OLD NAVY
Shane isn’t the only middle school actor in the group – this person played the role of Lord Murderdeath in the Simmons production of Sally Cotter, their only role while at the school.
What food was served at the biggest base party?
What is Arabic hotdog
The last function almost ended in disaster for Matt when this happened to him. A potential solution provided by Dylan proved unsuccessful.
PANTS RIPPED
Before settling on their current username, this person was known as “iKwack” on Minecraft.
MATT LOCKE
Brandon isn’t the only member of the group to work at Jewel. Name this person, who was employed by the company for a single day in 2022.
BRENDAN
This Oak Lawn science teacher may be the only one that everyone in this room had. While at Kenosha High School, he joined the male superiority club and played no-knee basketball.
SCOTT ATKINS
What item did 7 and his mom throw over the fence at original base?
What is a television?
Matt’s online portfolio features several buildings in this architectural style, characterized by pointed arches, large windows, and open spaces.
GOTHIC
Webster’s says that this word means “notably polite or polished in manor.” This word is also the username of someone with a more “polished” sense of humor, a one-time member of the Lafferty Lovers server.
URBANE
Nevin, a one-time McDonald’s employee, would stick receipts for this item to a corkboard in his room. This item was sold at the restaurant in 2020.
TRAVIS SCOTT BURGER
Nevin was one of the few Simmons attendees who did not go on to Oak Lawn Community High School. Seven instead went here, also the name of his brother.
(VICTOR J.) ANDREW
What number is on the mile marker closest to base?
22