Jokes
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Because the "P" is silent.
This is the largest organ in the human body.
What is the skin?
This fruit is used to make the traditional Thanksgiving sauce.
What is a cranberry?
This is the length of a marathon.
What is 26.2 miles?
This is the sign of the Zodiac represented by a crab.
What is Cancer..?
What has more lives than a cat?
A frog, because it croaks every day.
Despite their long necks, giraffes have the same number of neck vertebrae as humans. They have this many.
What is 7?
This is the name of a baby turkey.
What is a poult?
This is the sporting event held every year on Memorial Day.
What is Indianapolis 500
This is the national animal of Scotland.
What is a Unicorn?
Why was Hellen Keller bad at driving?
She was a woman.
This is the common name for the volcanic glass formed from the rapid cooling of lava without crystal growth.
What is obsidian?
This Christmas song was originally meant to be sung on Thanksgiving.
Whta is Jingle Bells?
This team won 3 Super Bowls in the 1990s.
What is The Dallas Cowboys?
This was the first Marvel character to appear in Fortnite.
Who is Thanos?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
This is the temperature that Celsius and Fahrenheit are equal.
What is -40 degrees?
This is the name of the tribe that was at the first Thanksgiving.
What is the Wompanoag tribe?
This was the first NBA player to test positive for Covid-19.
Who is Rudy Gobert?
This band was originally called Starfish.
Who is Coldplay?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Two Answers:
Finding half a worm in your apple...
or
The Holocaust
The nephron, composed of a renal corpuscle and a renal tubule, is the basic unit that makes up this organ.
What is the kidney?
This is how long the first Thanksgiving lasted.
What is 3 days?
This was the first NBA player to win an NBA championship with 3 different teams.
Who is John Salley? (Detroit Pistons, Chicago Bulls, Los Angeles Lakers)
This is who created the iconic Little Black Dress.
Who is Coco Chanel?