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Your current favourite Nigerian slang.
No put me for talk, as how now, Je-Ho-Vah, from where to where, fra, hope nothing, etc.
You’re looking to buy an impromptu club or going out fit, you walk into regent mall and go to a store.
I mean isn’t it urban planet?
The system that makes men hold primary power and control.
Um… patriarchy?
Money talk I shut up.
No be Mavo?
Online store for cheaper but really good clothes.
Don’t you mean SHEIN or TEMU?
A game that’s currently blowing up.
Is it not lagolife?
Looking for student apartments? You’re in the right place.
Isn’t it Graham or forest hill?
Nigeria has never had a female governor or president elected before.
I mean it can be either yes or no. Don’t we have Etiaba even though she wasn’t necessarily elected?
Even Jesus Christ, the lord, dem nail am for cross.
A whole Asake?
You need make up but you’re not entering Sephora or Sally beauty.
Um… any of the drug stores?
Someone was following one artist like that around and even caught him in 4K at the airport.
No be Kilomene??
I’m looking for the good protein.
Why don’t you go to Victory meat market or the African stores?
She fought for the the abolition of unfair taxes imposed on market women in the west.
Aren’t you looking for the great Funmilayo Ransome-Kuti?
Melanin shinin, I love that dress and the person in it.
Is it not Rema?
You found out you have some cash and you spent it buying the things you need. Those items were basically free.
Yes naw, did you spend any real money?
Someone said “21? Jesus Christ and you look so healthy and strong.”
Is it not Egungun?
This school is basically useless to international students for post secondary.
Isn’t it Eastern college or university of Fredericton?
The number of countries that allow child marriages.
Um… any answer over 100? (It’s officially 117)
If you’re starving’ come and eat, I’m that girl they wanna be.
A whole Ayra Starr??
It’s raining and the bus is coming in hour intervals, you’re tired but you still need to buy groceries. Total cab money would be $50.
Pick your mode of transportation.A whole big girl like you would wait for bus in the rain? As how?
Asake has his shiny shokoto outfits, we’ve seen a certain number so far.
A whole 7 matching outfits??
This club was closed in 2024. It was regularly used for parties back then and it was spacious 😩!
Aren’t you talking about the 20/20 club?
International women’s day.
Did you answer March 8th?
Drink action bitter, carry one baby knack.
Did you guess Famous Pluto?
Summer is here and Mike asked you to buy table for $80. You know your opps are going to be at the party and regular ticket is $20.
pick your ticket.
$80 joor, $20 as how??