Most likely to Irish goodbye a party after drinking
Josh
This individual scampers off
Annie
You’ll only find a whole pig where sanitation meets chaos
Vineyard Lake
This person posted “I play hockey”
Josh, insta Dec 19 2013
This liquid courage has fueled more Chicago nights than anyone admits
Malort
Most likely to get emotional over a sports game
Kyle
These people decided the parking lot was the perfect pregame venue before runway
Evan and Josh
This Chicago hotspot is paws-itively irresistible for four-legged residents
Cody’s
This person posted “I don’t normally attempt to wear a middle part or the color pink…but when I do, you know it’s about to be a good night”
Genny, insta July 11th 2015
Post game chaos turned this much money into wings and regret
$100
Most likely to turn a minor inconvenience into a full meltdown
Megan
This person treated a large container of margarita mix as a personal challenge
Megan
This location offers more than just tension relief…
Evan’s massage place, bonus 100 points if they know name
This person posted “Just a quick lil 18 wtb”
Kyle, insta July 14 2017
This side usually ends up half eaten, undercooked or on someone else’s plate at Thanksgiving
Rutabaga
Most likely to end up barefoot by midnight
Evan
This person’s skin was used as a canvas for sharp objects
Josh - human dartboard
Evan at Fifth Ave
Evan, instant Aug 16 2015
This animal proved that college + drinking = permanent commitment… or at least a funny story
Irwin the bearded dragon
Most likely to think ick behavior is “just confidence”
Evan
This white elephant gift didn’t stay with it’s original owner for long…
Makers mark sweater by Annie’s friend
100+ points for name of friend
You can get a pretty good shrimp taco at this restaurant
Mex per Annie’s yelp review
This person posted “when you double lose at odds at ricks…”
Kyle, insta April 5 2018
This night proved that sometimes you can’t just ‘roll’ with it
All you can eat sushi
100+ points for name - Sushi taku