THINGS YOU SHOULD KNOW
The current governor of Washington State.
Who is Bob Ferguson?
This friend got kicked out of a bar for being too straight and white.
Who is Nick?
A dog with a phallic nickname.
What is a dachshund?
This is the year O.J. Simpson was found civilly liable in the deaths of Nicole Simpson and Ron Goldman.
What is 1997?
This actor and passionate director thought he could get out of a DUI by bonding with the officer over how much they hate Jewish people.
Who is Mel Gibson?
How often you should change the oil in your car.
What is every 3,000 to 7,500 miles or every six months?
This friend left a combative message on an old Venmo transaction to harass an ex.
Who is Allen?
Something that Ethan needs to keep his heart going since he is so old.
What is a pacemaker?
This is the year Vladimir Putin came into power as the acting President of Russia when Boris Yeltsin resigned.
What is 1999?
This funky actor and music artist was arrested for two separate assaults against Vietnamese men in the late 80s, half blinding one of them.
Who is Mark Wahlberg?
The answer to this math problem:
11-11x11+11
What is 99?
This friend made out with Allen.
Who is Christine?
Something Nick would never do to his children.
What is vaccinate?
This is the year former President Bill Clinton was acquitted in his impeachment trial.
What is 1999?
It was strange when this girl interrupted a Sacks 5th Avenue by shoplifting $5500 worth of merchandise in 2001.
Who is Winona Ryder?
How often a newborn needs to be fed and changed.
What is every 2-3 hours?
This friend lost $1000 in cryptocurrency.
Who is Ethan?
Something Nick would do to his children (past tense).
What is abandoned?
This is the year the third and final reactor at the Chernobyl Nuclear Power Plant was shut down for the final time.
What is 2000?
This actor showed his British pride during his two arrests: one for throwing beans at a photographer and another for solicitation of a prostitute.
Who is Hugh Grant?
The three warning signs that a person is having a stroke.
This friend has had to have vomit showered off them by two people here (on separate occasions).
Who is Sabiya?
The animalistic look Allen gets in his eye when he sees his true love Benji.
What is rabidness?
This is the year astronauts began continuously manning the International Space Station when Soyuz TM-31 docked there on Expedition I.
What is 2000?
This television President has been arrested numerous times for anti-war and anti-nuclear demonstrations, as well as domestic assault.
Who is Martin Sheen?