Dad Jokes (Points for not laughing)
Why did the Mexican man take anxiety medication?
For Hispanic attacks.
(His-panic attacks. Get it?)
Who said, "It's not in his nature to come."
Jackson Rabuck 4/6/25
Name the celebrity guest who also goes by the nickname "Swaggy shyt".
Luke Shapiro
Who wants a whipping post?
Carson Crockett
100 points for every Taylor Swift album you can name.
Taylor Swift, Fearless, Speak Now, Red, 1989, Reputation, Lover, Folklore, Evermore, Midnights, The Tortured Poets Department, and The Life of a Showgirl.
A man assaulted me with milk yesterday.
How dairy
(Get it? Dare-he)
Who said, "Your fingers don't fondle and twiddle like mine do."
Serayah Stancil 9/18/25
Name the celebrity guest who can jump their own height.
Chance Keithan (he can jump his height)
Who can replace hotel fire alarms?
"Fire in the Hotel" -Jackson Rabuck 3/8/25
200 points for every country in South America you can name.
Argentina, Bolivia, Brazil, Chile, Colombia, Ecuador, Guyana, Paraguay, Peru, Suriname, Uruguay, and Venezuela
I used to be addicted to the hokey pokey.
Don't worry, I turned myself around.
(Put your right foot in, put your right foot out... AND SHAKE IT ALL ABOUT)
Who said, "Blow like it's your birthday?"
Carson Crockett 7/21/25
Name the celebrity guest who stands no taller than one of Santa's elves and would probably fight me for saying that.
Madeline Dennis
What language does Cyra think sounds gay?
"I'm one of those people who thinks Hindi sounds gay." -Cyra Sharma 1/28/25
300 points for each Harry Potter book you can name.
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone, Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban, Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince, and Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows.
My boss asked why I only get sick on work days.
I said, “I must have a weekend immune system.”
(Weakened-Weekend. Do you get it?)
Who said, "You have really big whiskers boyyyy."
Paige Beck 4/27/25
Name the celebrity guest with a bleach-blonde perm we met at a football game.
Waylen
Who "took a tumble" at lunch?
Holly Gregg
400 points for each one of King Henry VIII's wives you can name.
Catherine of Aragon, Ann Boleyn, Jane Seymour, Anne of Cleves, Catherine Howard, and Catherine Parr.
When does a joke become a dad joke?
When the punchline becomes apparent.
(A-Parent. Do you get it?)
Who said, "I can't lose anymore inches."
Cyra Sharma 2/13/25
Name the celebrity guest who enjoys throwing M&Ms and Punching serayah.
Camdyn Zielinski
Who has hearing, speaking, and seeing impediments?
Jackson Rabuck
500 points for each pasta shape you can name.
Spaghetti, Fettuccine, Linguine, Penne, Rigatoni, Farfalle (bow-tie), Fusilli (spirals), Orecchiette, Macaroni, Rotini, Orzo, Tagliatelle, Lasagna, Gnocchi, Tortellini, and Ravioli