Who Said It - Bible
“Come be my follower”
Jesus
This artery comes directly off the heart and is the largest artery in the body
Aorta
“150 minutes of exercise per week, skip dinner five times a week, two week blood pressure logs, head to toe imaging, unplug all electronics in your room, full lipid panel, urinalysis, lyme titers, three new medications, and a follow up visit in two days”
Garrett LaSalle M.D.
Cubicle 100
Jake Pennella
These two rooms located in the A and D residences are filled with towels, sheets, and blankets
The Linen Rooms
“Here I am, Send me!”
Isaiah
These are taken at the beginning of a patient exam and often provide objective data showing how the patient is doing
Vital Signs
“Blood pressure medication and french lessons”
Anne Marie M.D.
Cubicle 200
Phil See
They come in green and they come in blue, these Bethel staples are sure to mop up the job….and the chicken germs
Mircofibers
“Five times I received 40 strokes less one from the Jews”
Paul
This number of bones makes up the entire human skeleton
206
“and what appears to be non chronic Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis….you got that….P…..N….E…U”
Walter Ferguson M.D.
Cubicle 300
Katherine Williams
This meeting is held every Monday night and is jam packed with two karaoke songs and young brothers doing their best to impress all the commuter sisters
Bethel Family Watchtower Study
“If I have found favor with you, O king, and if it pleases the king let my life be granted as my petition”
Esther
This is the length that your hair grows each calendar year
Six Inches
“Let the patient know I need to follow up with him as soon as possible but I’ll only be here for three hours on Wednesday”
David Sun M.D.
Cubicle 400
Carolina Lopez
This process is the only time in human history where Bethelites are willing to sell their soul for extra square footage
Annual Room Bid
“You will have joy and great gladness, and many will rejoice over his birth”
The Angel Gabriel
This device is used to measure a patient's blood pressure
Sphygmomanometer
“A salad”
Diane Vella
Cubicle 500
Lauren LaFountaine
Sponsored by the Laundry department, this event is held once a year in selected residences and usually leaves more questions than answers….just don’t lose any sleep over it
Annual Pillow Exchange