Classroom Lols
I’m small, yellow, and disappear every day. What am I?
A pencil
What drink fuels most teachers?
Coffee
What do students say when they didn’t hear instructions?
“What are we doing?”
How many letters are in the alphabet?
26
What is the capital of the United States?
Washington, D.C.
I’m loud when I open and crunchy when I close. What am I?
A Chip Bag
What item is always in a teacher’s bag “just in case”?
Pens or snacks
What’s the fastest way to quiet a room?Turning off the lights
Turning off the lights
What planet is known as the Red Planet?
Mars
Which continent is Egypt in?
Africa
I make kids quiet but never talk. What am I?
A Countdown
What day of the week feels the longest?
Monday
What phrase causes instant excitement?
Centers or Recess
What gas do plants breathe in?
Carbon dioxide
Which country is the largest by land area in the world?
Russia
I hold snacks but never eat. What am I?
A Lunch Box
What season feels the busiest in school?
Back to school
What happens the minute you sit down?
Someone needs help
What’s the largest ocean?
Pacific Ocean
What country has the Great Wall?
China
I’m tiny, colorful, and always lost. What am I?
A Crayon
What magical place holds forgotten lunches and jackets?
Lost and Found
What’s the unofficial teacher Olympic sport?
Speed walking
What is the only food that never spoils?
Honey
Name the two longest rivers in the world.
Nile and Amazon