1L Subjects
Elements of a Contract
What is:
offer
acceptance
consideration
"I fought the law and ___ ____ _____"
what is "the law won"
This professor gives points for participation... if you dare
Who is Rosenthal?
If the glove don't fit.... you must _____
what is "acquit?"
Sarah told me she saw you with Bob!
Objection: Hearsay!
Elements of Diversity Jurisdiction
What is:
complete diversity of parties
amount in controversy more than 75,000
"We want prenup! We want prenup!"
What is: Gold Digger, Kanye West
RIP future corps students, this professor is retiring
Who is Susanna Ripken?
Jimmy McGill, Esq. is better known as...
Isn't it true you live in Orange, and you're a law student at Chapman University?
Objection! Compound Question
Elements of Negligence
what is:
duty
breach
causation
damages
"Mamaaaaa, just killed a maaaan"
What is Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen
This professor is a fiction author, tree lover, and international woman of mystery
Who is Lan Cao?
Young THUG's defense attorney said his name meant...
What is: Truly Humble Under God
So you agree, you think you're really pretty?
Objection! Leading
Actus Reus and Mens Rea mean....
what is:
the guilty act
the guilty mind
"I think he did it but I just can't prove it"
What is: No Body, No Crime-- Taylor Swift
This professor went to Harvard....twice.....
Who is Nahal Kazemi?
What is Bruiser Wood's Zodiac sign?
What is: Gemini
What do you think the defendant was thinking when he hit your car?
Objection! Calls for speculation
Elements of Adverse Possession
actual possession
open and notorious
exclusive
hostile/adverse
continuous
"The judge in this town's got bloodstains on his hands"
The Night that the Lights Went Out in Georgia-- Reba McEntire
This professor is a tick...tick...ticking timebomb
Who is Henry Noyes?
Before she married a prince, she had too much test anxiety for the LSAT
Who is Megan Markle/Rachel Zane
What did your lawyer tell you to say on the stand today?
Objection! Privilege