Riddles
What has to be broken before you can use it?
An egg.
Why do we tell actors to “break a leg?”
Because they are in a cast.
My biggest fear is big spiders
False (sharks)
What word does not belong: hat, sat, mat, cat, what, pat, or chat?
What
What travels around the world but stays in one spot?
A stamp
What month of the year has 28 days?
All of them.
Hear about the the new resteraunt called Karma?
There is no menue: you get what you deserve.
My favorite color is red
True
The more you take, the more you leave behind. What am I?
Footsteps
When things go wrong, what can you always count on?
Your fingers
What question can you never answer yes to?
Are you asleep yet?
A bear walks into a resteruant and yells, "give me some nachos.......... and a cola."
The waiter replies, "Why the big pause?"
The bear says, "I don't know. I was born with them,"
If I could have any super power I would fly
False (the ability to stop time whenever I want)
After a train crashed, every single person died. Who survived?
All the couples
If a red house is made of red bricks, and a yellow house is made of yellow bricks, what is a greenhouse made of?
Glass (all greenhouses are made of glass)
What can you break even though you never pick it up or touch it?
A promise.
Why don't scientist trust adoms?
Because they make up eveything.
My second favorite animal is a zebra
False (fox)
What begins with T, finishes with T, and has T in it?
A teapot
What begins with an E but only has one letter?
An envelope
There’s a one-story house in which everything is yellow. Yellow walls, yellow doors, yellow furniture. What color are the stairs?
Umm there are not any. It's a one story house.
What does a nosy pepper do?
It gets jalepeno business!
My favorite song is Blinding Lights
True
If a brother, his sister, and their dog weren’t under an umbrella, why didn’t they get wet?
It wasn't raining
Mr. Blue lives in the Blue house. Mrs. Yellow lives in the Yellow House. Mr. Orange lives in the orange house. Who lives in the White House?
The president