What time is it when an elephant sits on a fence?
It’s time to fix the fence.
True or False
You replace every particle in your body every seven years. You are literally not the same person you were 7 years ago.
True
You go at red, but stop at green. What am I?
A watermelon.
magnum pi
Bette Davis
Why is Europe like a frying pan?
Because it has Greece at the bottom.
True or False
Bubble wrap was originally designed to be used as wallpaper.
True
I’m tall when I’m young, and I’m short when I’m old. What am I?
A candle
Whats happing
Tom Cruise
What goes up but never comes down?
True or False
There are more cars than people in Los Angeles.
True
I have a head and a tail that will never meet. Having too many of me is always a treat. What am I?
A Coin
Mash
Marlon Brando
What is as light as a feather, but even the strongest man in the world can’t hold it in for long?
His breath.
True or False
Dolphins have names for each other and can call out for each other specifically.
True
I can fly but have no wings. I can cry but I have no eyes. Wherever I go, darkness follows me. What am I?
Clouds
Mamas Family
Marilyn Monroe
What has to be broken before it can be used?
An egg
True or False
Goats have square pupils
False, Goats have rectangular pupils.
I shave every day, but my beard stays the same. What am I?
Barber
Charlies Angels
Halle Berry