jokes
Why can’t Elsa from Frozen have a balloon?
Because she will “let it go, let it go.”
on the tv show spongebob square pants how does sponge bob get his house back
from a seed that he had in pocket
What is the name of the friendly ghost
Casper
Little Miss Muffett still sat on her tuffett. But, on Opposite Day, can you choose what the spider did while she ate her curds and whey?
He stood up, across the room from her
What do you get if you cross a snowman with a witch?
a cold spell
What did the fisherman say on Halloween?
Trick or trout.
What makes the Wicked Witch melt in the wizard of oz ??
water
How many times do you have to say Beetlejuice's name for him to show up?
3 times
How did the Farmer's wife injure the Three Blind Mice?
She used a carving knife
Why didn't the monster eat the crazy person?
He was allergic to nuts.
Why are ghosts so bad at telling lies?
Because you can see right through them.
What is the last line in The Wizard of Oz?
there is no place like home
In Hocus Pocus, what is the last name of the witch sisters?
Sanderson sisters
Humpty Dumpty sat on a ______
Humpty Dumpty had a great_______
All the _____ _______
and all the king's ______
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
All the king's horses
and all the king's men
Which part of a road do Ghost's love to travel the most?
The Dead End.
how do ghosts search the Web
They use ghoul-gle.
in the wizard of oz what falls on the Wicked Witch from the East?
Who wants to feed Peter Pan to the crocodiles.
Captain Hook
_____ ________ went up a hill get fetch a of ______ and _______ fall and broke this ______
jack and Jill went up a hill to fetch a pale of water Jake fell down and broke this crown
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
Ice Scream.
Why do ghosts love going to Six Flaggs?
Because they can ride lots of roller-GHOST-ers.
on the tv show sponge bob suqar pants how many time does sponge bob sugar pants fall this driving test ?
1,258,058 times
in the movie Peter Pan what is the name of the little fair that petter pan get this kids from captain hook ??
Tinker Bell
Wee Willie Winkie took a tour of his home town. Do you know what he was wearing?
night gown
Who do witches stop for on the highway?
Witch-hikers.