riddles
why did the rock cross the road?
because he wanted to!
What is full of holes but still holds water?
a sponge
What goes up but never comes down?
your age
You see a boat filled with people, yet there isn’t a single person on board. How is that possible?
All the people on the boat are married.
what has 2 arms one face but can not smile or hold anything?
a clock
What question can you never answer yes to?
Are you asleep yet?
A man who was outside in the rain without an umbrella or hat didn’t get a single hair on his head wet. Why?
because your bald
You walk into a room that contains a match, a kerosene lamp, a candle and a fireplace. What would you light first?
The match
there is a room on firer with money and a room with jewelry. what room does the police put out first?
police don't put out firers
What is always in front of you but can’t be seen?
the future
What gets wet while drying?
a towel
A man dies of old age on his 25 birthday. How is this possible?
He was born on February 29.
What has to be broken before you can use it?
an egg
There’s a one-story house in which everything is yellow. Yellow walls, yellow doors, yellow furniture. What color are the stairs?
There aren’t any—it’s a one-story house.
What can you keep after giving to someone?
your word
I have branches, but no fruit, trunk or leaves. What am I?
a bank
I’m tall when I’m young, and I’m short when I’m old. What am I?
a candle wax string
What can you break, even if you never pick it up or touch it?
a promise
I shave every day, but my beard stays the same. What am I?
a barber
The more of this there is, the less you see. What is it?
Darkness