Dad Jokes
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field.
This Eagles center famously delivered the "Mummers speech" during the team's Super Bowl parade.
Jason Kelce
This bird is the only one known to fly backward.
hummingbird
The first American Idol winner.
Kelly Clarkson
The Liberty Bell misspells this state’s name.
Pen(n)sylvania
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear.
This 76ers legend famously proclaimed, "We talkin' about practice."
Allen Iverson-chuck
This mammal uses echolocation to navigate and hunt insects.
bat
This baseball player broke Major League Baseball's color barrier in 1947.
Jackie Robinson
The U.S. bought Alaska from this country in 1867.
Russia
Why did the math book look sad?
Because it had too many problems.
This swimmer won eight gold medals at a single Olympic Games.
Michael Phelps
This bird cannot fly but is the largest living bird on Earth.
ostrich
The first woman to fly solo across the Atlantic Ocean.
Amelia Earhart
This state has more cows than people.
Montana
Why don't skeletons fight each other?
They don't have the guts.
Which two NFL teams hold the record for Super Bowl wins (6)?
Pittsburgh Steelers
New England Patriots
This mammal can jump up to 30 feet in a single leap.
kangaroo
The first Disney animated feature film.
Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs
The only state with a one-syllable name.
maine.
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
In case he got a hole in one.
He broke Major League Baseball's single-season home run record with 73 home runs in 2001.
Barry Bonds
This bird's collective noun is a "murder."
crow
The first woman inducted into the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame as a solo artist.
Aretha Franklin
The U.S. flag has changed this many times.
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