DaVita History
Accounting Jokes
Name that Frog
Hodge-podge (just for fun)
100
Who led FRG before Shelley Gerrits?
Ken Lamb
100
Which Superhero pays no tax?
Spiderman, all his income is net
100
He's a hungry boy (according to Bryanna)
John David
100
Do identical twins have identical fingerprints?
No
200
What year did Kent Thiry leave DaVita?
2019
200
What does an accountant say when boarding a train?
Mind the GAAP
200
First Frog teammate to receive an individual shout-out at Town Hall
Emi
200
What is the smallest country in the world?
Vatican City
300
DaVita acquires Gambro, doubling its number of dialysis centers and symbolizing the capstone of its remarkable turnaround in what year?
2005
300
Why don't skunks have to pay taxes?
They only have one scent
300
I'll be back in a bit, I'm going to 'get gas'....
Shelley
300
Which animal celebrity is also known as “Seer of Seers, Sage of Sages, Prognosticator of Prognosticators, and Weather Prophet Extraordinary”?
Punxsutawney Phil (the Groundhog Day groundhog)
400
In what year did more than 600 of the company’s leaders gather to vote on the new name DaVita and the company’s Core Values?
2000
400
What did the cannibal accountant charge?
An arm and a leg
400
Quarterly task master - with a smile
Nina
400
Which flavor corresponds to the different colors of Froot Loops?
Froot Loops are all the same flavor regardless of color
500
How many times was food provided for an FRG teammate (either in office or out) in the month of March? This includes PDR's, birthdays, building mtgs., dinner events, etc.
18
500
How did the accountant propose to his girlfriend?
With an engagement letter.
500
This teammate thought Portugal was in South America
(We'll make them tell us now where it really is)
Bryanna
500
How do frogs hydrate?
They absorb water through their skin