Guess Who?
Loves to take terrible photos.
David M
2x6
12
What is my son's name?
Emmett
If you think that's what it looks like, you should probably see a doctor.
(referring to model drawings)
Mr Bertram
How many ghosts chase Pac-Man at the start of each game?
4
Cooking connoisseurs.
Kade and Aaron
-11+4=
-7
What is my daughter's name?
Sydney
That's not real chocolate
Mr Guest
What is a group of pandas known as?
An embarrassment
Bet me $5 she would do better on her next test?
Aahlia
7(11-6)
35
Which is my least favourite class this year?
Year 7s
Sounds like a job for 2IC
Mr Nguyen
Compared to their body weight, what animal is the strongest - Dung Beetle, Elephant, Ant, or Cow?
Dung Beetle
Asks Mr Hales to pray for her before every maths test.
Katie
(-4)2
16
What sport do I play now?
Floorball
I brought pancakes
Mrs Bohnen
How many dots appear on a pair of dice?
42
Is going to the US to play soccer next year?
Maya
(18-6)2
144
What is my favourite colour?
Orange
My daughter has severely injured me again
Mrs Murphy
Which is the only body part that is fully grown from birth?
Eyes
Can play a mean game of footy on a broken foot.
Isabella A
52 - 7x8
-31
What sport did I compete in during college?
Pole-vault
That's a good one
Mr Martyn
What disease commonly spread on pirate ships?
Scurvy
Is Uni Ready!?!?!?!
Lachy
1x2 + 3x4 - 4x6 + 7x8 - 9 =
37
Where did I go to College?
Nebraska
My first child will be born in October 2024.
Mr Martyn
What company was originally called "Cadabra"?
Amazon