Military
What time is it when an elephant sits on a fence?
Time to fix the fence.
What gets wet while drying?
A towel.
Do bullets make a buzzing sound?
Yes.
Where do 2/3 of the U.S's cherries come from?
Washington state
A plane crashed between the border of France and Belgium. Where were the survivors buried?
They weren't.
Does artillery make a whistling noise?
Yes.
When was the Space Needle built?
During the World Fair.
What can you catch, but not throw?
A cold.
Do you instantly die from a bullet?
No.
When was the Grand Coulee Dam built?
During the Great Depression.
What is the end of everything?
The letter “G.”