Animated Movies
A talking dog giant bird old man and lot of balloons
Up
Han Solo
Harrison Ford
Two armies of tiny statues stare each other down on a board, trying to trap the king while pretending to be super smart. It’s like a royal game of “you can’t catch me,” but with way more thinking and fewer snacks.
Chess
People run, kick a ball, pretend to trip, and celebrate when someone scores. Repeat.
Soccer
This person doesn't like Manchester United or Everton
Taiwo Akinyemi
A yellow sponge and a not very smart star
Spongebob Movie
Captain Jack Sparrow
Johnny Depp
Move your piece around until someone runs out of money and all the buildings are built. "Creates a lot of fights as a kid."
Monopoly
People run, jump, and throw a ball into a hoop, then celebrate like they just won the lottery.
Basketball
This FAS' cat likes to walk all over them
Jayne Simon
A girl joins the Chinese Army secretly so her father doesn't have to
Mulan
Woody
Tom hanks
Move your pieces, send your friends back to start, and say “------” like you mean it. It’s friendship... with a side of revenge.
Sorry
Big guys run, tackle, and throw a weird-shaped ball while everyone yells and eats snacks. They do this all between commercial.
Football
This FAS enjoys EDM
David Gelagay
Aladdin must save everyone with the help of a genie and a princess.
Aladdin
Mrs Doubtfire
Robin Williams
Spell words to get points; longer the word the better
Scrabble
People stand around waiting for someone to hit a tiny ball with a big stick, then run like their life depends on it while others try to tag them out. Then they do it all again, hoping nobody falls asleep first.
Baseball
This FAS started a company
Charlotte Cialek
An ant recruits a bunch of clueless bugs to save his colony from some bully grasshoppers—because apparently, the best defense against giant insects is a buggy comedy troupe.
A Bug's Life
Austin Powers
Mike Myers
The ultimate test of patience where you shuffle cards, move them around endlessly, and hope the deck magically sorts itself out—because nothing says “fun” like talking to yourself while trying not to lose to a bunch of colorful rectangles.
Solitaire
Hit a ball into a hole while trying not to lose your mind (or your ball) in the trees. Lots of walking, some swearing, and pretending that missing the shot was “part of the game.”
Golf
This person once lived and worked out of a van
Josh Kinman