Fall Jokes
How do you fix a pumpkin?
With a pumpkin patch
What is the most common main dish served at Thanksgiving?
For extra points, guess the percentage of Americans that eat this food on Thanksgiving
Turkey
88% of Americans
The most popular sport in the world.
Football, Soccer
What is my favorite drink?
Iced Coffee
The world's largest burger chain famous for its 'Golden Arches' and French fries.
McDonald's
What kind of vest do you wear in the fall?
Har'VEST'
What is one of the most popular baked pastry dish that can be made with either fruit, meat or vegetables.
BONUS: What is America's favorite type of this dish?
Pie
BONUS: Apple.
Players bounce and throw a ball into a net
Basketball
How many dogs do I have?
Two
Once owned by Pepsi, serves 'Mexican' foods including tacos, burritos, quesadillas burgers and more.
Taco Bell
Why shouldn't you tell a secret in the cornfield?
because the corn has ears
Popular seasonal drink flavor served in the fall that came about in 2003 from Starbucks. Today, Starbucks reports over 20 million are sold in latte form each year
Pumpkin spice
2 people hit a BALL over a net using a racket.
Tennis
Where was I born?
Washington state
Started in Seattle, this chain sells a LOT of coffee.
Starbucks
How do trees get onto the internet?
The "log" in
A sticky treat made specially during Halloween and fall harvest (Hint: it is served on a stick)
Candy apple
This sport is a fight between 2 people using their fists.
boxing
What college did I graduate from?
UC Riverside
Which fast food restaurant still boards the slogan “Have it your way”?
Burger King
What do you get when you divide the circumference of a jack-o-lantern by it's diameter?
Pumpkin Pi
A pumpkin is made up of approximately how much water?
A. 45%
B. 60%
C. 80%
C. 80% Pumpkins are 80-90% water
A form of fighting where punching is NOT ALLOWED. It is the oldest sport in the world.
Wrestling
What year did I promote from EIS?
2012
How many spots are on the Domino’s pizza logo?
Three