Riddles
I am easy to lift, but hard to throw. What am I?
A feather.
Fred fed Ted bread, and Ted fed Fred bread.
Fred fed Ted bread, and Ted fed Fred bread.
A man was walking in the rain. He was in the middle of nowhere. He had nothing and nowhere to hide. He came home all wet, but not a single hair on his head was wet. Why is that?
The man was bald.
In bowling, three strikes in a row is called?
A turkey.
like a ____ out of the water.
Fish. > like a Fish out of water = uncomfortable
What two things can you never eat for breakfast?
Lunch and dinner.
Lesser leather never weathered wetter weather better.
Lesser leather never weathered wetter weather better.
A man describes his daughters, saying, “They are all blonde, but two; all brunette but two; and all redheaded but two.” How many daughters does he have?
Three. A blonde, a brunette and a redhead
What is the only dog breed that can't bark?
Basenji
Ride the high ____.
Horse. > Ride the high horse = appear arrogant
What five-letter word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?
Short.
Which wristwatches are Swiss wristwatches?
Which wristwatches are Swiss wristwatches?
In a one-story pink house, there was a pink person, a pink cat, a pink fish, a pink computer, a pink chair, a pink table, a pink phone, a pink shower – everything was pink! What color were the stairs?
There were no stairs. It was a one-story house.
What is the national dish of Thailand?
Pad Thai
What does to miss the boat mean?
It means to miss an opportunity.
What goes up but never comes down?
Your age.
Really leery, rarely Larry
Really leery, rarely Larry
You see a boat filled with people. It has not sunk. But when you look back, you don’t see a single person on the boat. Why?
All the people on board are married.
What is Scotland's national animal?
Unicorn.
To bury the_____.
Hatchet. > To bury the hatchet = to make up a fight
What flowers are kissable?
Tulips.
Six sick hicks nick six slick bricks with picks and sticks.
Six sick hicks nick six slick bricks with picks and sticks.
A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him underwater for over 5 minutes. Finally, she hangs him. But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together. How can this be?
The woman was a photographer. She shot a picture of her husband, developed it, and hung it up to dry.
What is the name of the famous ancient temple in Cambodia?
Angkor Wat
Don't let the ____ out of the bag.
Cat. > Don't let the cat out of the bag = Don't reveal the secret