Easy jeopardy
With pointed fangs I sit and wait; with piercing force I crunch out fate; grabbing victims, proclaiming might; physically joining with a single bite. What am I?
A stapler
Which word in the dictionary is spelled incorrectly?
Incorrectly
I have a tail and a head, but no body. What am I?
A coin
Chef Andrea has to light the kitchen stoves to open her restaurant for the day. There are three stoves in the kitchen: A glass stove, a brick stove, and a wood stove. She only has one match. Which does she light up first?
The match.
What can you put between 7 and 8, to make the result greater than 7, but less than 8?
A decimal point. Your result would be 7.8, which is between 7 and 8.
What would you find in the middle of Toronto?
The letter “o”
Two children are born on the same day by the same mother but they are not twins. How is that possible?
They are triplets!
You’re running a race and at the very end, you pass the person in 2nd place. What place did you finish the race in?
You finished in 2nd place.
A thief enters a store and threatens the clerk, forcing her to open the safe. The clerk says, “The code for the safe is different every day, and if you hurt me you’ll never get the code.” But the thief manages to guess the code on his own. How did he do it?
The clerk already told him the code—she said it’s “different” every day.
You’ll find me in Mercury, Earth, Mars, and Jupiter, but not in Venus or Neptune. What am I?
The letter “R.”
What can you break, even if you never pick it up or touch it?
A promise
What two things can you never eat for breakfast?
Lunch and Dinner
It belongs to you, but your friends use it more. What is it?
Your name
A spy was in Canada trying to steal insider information on how to set up new Maple Syrup factories in their country. He was introduced to the operations manager of the biggest factory in Canada. However, the manager was suspicious and decided to test him with a question before he trusted him. So he asked, “What would you be sure to find in the middle of Toronto?” The spy thought fast and came up with an answer for the manager. What was his answer?
“0”—it’s the middle letter in “Toronto.”
81 x 9 = 801. What do you need to do to make this equation true?
Turn it upside down. 108 = 6 x 18.
What 4-letter word can be written forward, backward or upside down, and can still be read from left to right?
NOON
What is so unbelievably fragile that just by speaking its name will break it?
Silence.
Which word becomes shorter when you add 2 letters to it?
The word “short.”
The person who makes it has no need for it. He who purchases it does not use it. The person who does use it does not know they are. What is it?
A coffin
Double it and multiply it by 4. Then divide it by 8 and you’ll have it once more. What number is it?
Any number. If a number is doubled and multiplied by 4, it’s actually been multiplied by 8, so dividing by 8 will get you the original number again.
If you drop me I'm sure to crack, but give me a smile and I'll always smile back. What am I?
A mirror
What kind of room has no doors or windows?
A Mushroom.
What has hands and a face, but can’t hold anything or smile?
A clock.
There were five men at church, and it started raining while they were outside. The four that ran still got wet, but the one that was still stayed completely dry. Why did he stay dry?
He was in a coffin—the other men were at his funeral.
What 3 numbers give the same result when multiplied and added together
1, 2, and 3 (1 + 2 + 3 = 6 and 1 x 2 x 3 = 6).