Stupid Riddles
What was the President’s name in 1992?
The same as it is today.
What is Aidan's Favorite stuffed animal?
Quack quack
What's Mom's favorite TV show?
The office
The lady's slipper is the official flower of this Canadian island province
Prince Edward Island
What runs but never walks?
A river
What do an island and the letter “t” have in common?
They're both in the middle of water
What is Cate's favorite activity?
Drawing
What is Dad's favorite color?
Red
During the Roman Civil War, Brutus sided with this man but was later pardoned by Julius Caesar--Oops!
Pompey
What's white when it's dirty?
A blackboard
What goes up and down but can’t move?
A staircase.
What is Julia's favorite color?
Red violet
What time is Mom's BSF zoom meeting at?
7:00 pm
Last name of the ruthless German seen here
Bormann (Martin)
What has a ring but no finger?
An alarm or a phone.
What word is spelled incorrectly in every single dictionary?
Incorrectly.
What is Rachel's favorite stuffed animal?
Lady
What is Dad's favorite activity?
Checking BitCoin and chess.
In 1966 Robert Mondavi started the first major winery in this valley since Prohibition
The Napa Valley
What has 13 hearts but no organs or way to breathe?
A deck of cards.
A rooster laid an egg on top of the barn roof. Which way did it roll?
It didn’t roll – roosters don’t lay eggs.
What is the kids' acronym for Kids Meeting?
KM
What is Mom's favorite thing to say during a bored game?
ROLL THEM WHOPPERS IN THE DAYLIGHT!
By Newton--no, Leibniz--no, Newt--anyway, this branch of math
Calculus
What has eyes but can't fly?
A cloud.