Mac/Beth
This place is said to be the birthplace of Jesus in Christian religions.
What is (Beth)lehem?
Pick it up slow-poke! Move at a pace, which is this common synonym for quick!
What is fast? (faster is also accepted)
If Walter Mitty keeps imagining himself as a surgeon, he’ll use this fine cutting instrument a lot. Precision is key!
What is a scalpel?
It can be an insect whose annoying bites will sting for days, or your mother’s sister.
What are an ant and an aunt?
This Japanese entertainment company makes many of Ortiz’s favorite games - Let’s a go!
What is Nintendo?
Going to be a Junior next year? You’re lucky if you get this Viera High English teacher on your schedule!
Who is Mrs. M(a)cWilliams?
Lost at sea? These makeshift boats sometimes made of loose materials are likely to get you out of a jam!
What are rafts?
Take cover! If Walter Mitty’s war fantasies took him to this famous WW2 beach, he would have a steep uphill battle into France!
What is Normandy?
It is the first number in the integer number set and a verb describing victory.
What are one and won?
Zoom Zoom! Out with the oil leaks and in with the new whip, made by this Japanese auto maker.
What is Mazda?
This video game giant publishes Skyrim, the Doom series and even the upcoming shooter, “Deathloop.”
What is (Beth)esda Softworks?
This is a place to put things you do not want stolen - things are always more secure under lock and key!
What is a safe?
Walter Mitty accidentally wrapped the chains around his axels in the story, likely trying to avoid an accident due to this weather condition.
What is snow?
It can describe a unit of 60 minutes or collective ownership of something!
What are our and hour?
🥸😵👨🏻💻 - While these are not in Ortiz’s top 5 emojis, points will go to anyone who can draw any one of the actual top 5.
What are 😂, 😏, 🥺, ™️, or 🤠?
This dish is available in microwavable formats, pasta boxes, and the freezer section. I personally get the one with Spongebob-shaped noodles!
What is (Mac) and Cheese?
These true statements are simply not up for debate - no matter what your opinions on the matter are.
What are facts?
Walter Mitty imagines himself as a long-distance sharpshooter; because of this, he could not have been this infamous man who shot Abraham Lincoln.
Who is John Wilkes Booth?
This can be either a adjective meaning crazy or an attractive woman in a rap song.
What are batty and baddie?
While fears are a natural part of life, Ortiz’s biggest one is this, which prevents him from going surfing (or visiting the clinic, for that matter).
What are sharks?
Move over, Chris Evans; this actor (who once played Falcon) now plays the first black Captain America in the Marvel Universe.
Who is Anthony (Mac)kie?
Silence! This political ideology championed by Hitler emphasizes a one-man, military takeover of a country; it also does not take kindly to dissent.
What is fascism?
Walter Mitty suffers from a chronic daydreaming problem; someone who actually falls asleep at random suffers from this drowsy condition.
What is narcolepsy?
It can be a noun used when describing footsteps (often preceded by pitter) or what I do to my dog when she is a good girl.
What are patter and pat her?
While Ortiz is not the most athletic teacher to put it charitably, he did excel in one particular sport in college - his goalie was an iron wall.
What is water polo?