Joke
What do you call cheese that is not yours?
Nacho Cheese
Why did the kid throw his clock out of the window?
He wanted to see time fly.
What is ice?
Frozen Water
What do you call a pig that does Karate?
A pork chop.
What did the ocean say to the other ocean?
Nothing they just waved.
Why was the bunny so upset?
She was having a bad hare day.
What is frozen water?
Ice
Why did the man put his money in the freezer?
He wanted cold,hard cash.
What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta.
What did the shark say when he ate the clownfish?
This taste funny.
What water freezes faster?
Hot water.
Why don't people eat clocks?
It is to time consuming.
What comes up but never comes down?
Your age.
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
Because they crack each other up.
What is the color of water?
There is no color to water.
How does a rabbi make his coffee?
Hebrews it.