Dad Jokes
What time did the man go to the dentist?
Tooth hurt-y
What is the name of Spongebob's best friend?
Patrick Star
What is the name of the High School building?
Saturn
What is the name of my baby?
Trung
What colour are the stars on the American flag?
White
What do you call a hotdog on wheels?
Fast food
Spin the wheel of fortune
Mwhahah
How many teachers sit in the staff room on floor 1?
30
Everyone in your group does 5 pushups, or lose 5 points
Sorry!
How many planets are in our solar system?
8
"What do you call a factory that makes okay products?"
A satisfactory
What is the name of the famous cat and mouse duo who are always at odds with each other?
Tom & Jerry
Wheel of fortune!
Mwhahahah
Which grades do I teach?
6, 7 and 10
What is a doe?
A female deer
How do celebrities stay cool?
They have many fans
What is the name of Homer Simpson's youngest child?
Maggie Simpson
What are the names of all the different homerooms in the houses (secondary & high-school)?
ie. 6Whale
(There are 8)
Whale, panther, falcon, rhino, shark, eagle, lion, orca
How many brothers/sisters do I have?
3 brothers
In the Witches (book), what was the name of the girl who turned into a chicken?
Birgit
Whole group has to sing, 'Never gonna give you up' for 30 seconds, or lose 10 points
Sorry
"Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na ___________!"
Batman!
What is the room number of your art class?
105
How long have I lived in Vietnam?
(give or take 6 months)
1 year and 6 months
A girl has as many brothers as sisters, but each brother has only half as many brothers as sisters. How many brothers and sisters are there in the family?
Four sisters and three brothers