Funny
Why did I go golfing with two pairs of pants on?
Just in case I get a hole in 1
Name the movie about a child fighting off burglars with traps in his home.
Home alone
A man kills his wife and hides the body in some bushes. The next day the police call and say his wife has been murdered and tells the man to come to the crime scene right away. As soon as the man gets there he is arrested. Why?
The police never told him the location ò the crime scene
What turns everything around but does not move?
a mirror
Mr. Red lives in the red house. Mr. Blue lives in the blue house. Mrs. Pink lives in the pink house. Who lives in the white house?
The US President
What is never hungry during Thanksgiving?
Stuffed turkey
Written application to the court asking the court to take action on a specific matter
petition
What runs around the whole yard without moving?
Fence
What question can you never honestly say yes to?
Are you asleep?
If you have me you want to share me, if you share me you won't have me. What am I?
A secret
Why did the grandma put wheels on her rocking chair?
She likes rock n roll
A request made to a judge asking him to rule on an issue of law
motion
The person who makes it has no need of it; the person who buys it has no use for it. The person who uses it can neither see nor feel it. What is it?
A coffin
What belongs to you but other people use it more than you do?
Your name
If I drink, I die. If I eat, I am fine. What am I?
Fire
There is an apple tree on a cliff. If the wind is blowing 15mph to the west, where would the apple fall?
Down
The process, pre-trial, where each party to a case will ask for documentation and information relevant to their case
Discovery
A woman is sitting in her hotel room when there is a knock at the door. She opens the door to find a man whom she has never seen before. The man said "oh I'm sorry, I thought this was my room." He then went down the hallway and took the elevator. The woman went back into her room and phoned security. Why?
You don't knock on the door of your own room
What word is always pronounced wrong?
Wrong
I start with M, end with X, and have never ending amount of letters. What am I?
Mailbox
What gives you the strength and power to walk through walls?
the doors
It is the duty, in law, to show, according to the facts, that the allegations to the lawsuit are either false or true – depending on the nature of the case
Burden of Proof
A bus driver goes the wrong way on a one way street. He passes the cops but they don't stop him. Why?
Because he is walking
Spelled forwards I'm what you do everyday, spelled backwards I'm something you hate. What am I?
Live/ Evil
I come from a mine and get surrounded by wood. Everyone uses me, what am I?
Pencil