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This word begins and ends with an E but contains only one letter?
An Envelope!
What has hands but can't clap?
The hands of a clock
What goes up but never comes down?
Your age.
This starts with a T, ends with a T, and is filled with tea--what is it?
A teapot
What do you find at the end of a rainbow?
W
What appears once in a minute, twice in a moment, and not once in a thousand years?
The letter M.
How many seconds are found in a year?
12 one in each month.
How do you know Birthdays are good for you?
The more you have, the longer you live?
I am not alive, but I have five fingers. What am I?
A glove.
Why don't tigers eat comedians??
They taste, "FUNNY".
What can travel the whole way around the world while staying in the very same corner?
A postage stamp.
Mt. Everest was discovered in 1856. Before it was discovered, what was the highest mountain on Earth?
Mt. Everest
Summer is here, so I'm wearing green. When fall comes I change into yellow. When winter comes, I'll get rid of my covers. What am I?
Tree
How is an island like the letter "T"?
They are both in the middle of "waTer".
What type of cup can you never take a drink from?
A hiccup.
What is the strongest creature in the ocean?
A mussel
Why are elephants terrible dancers?
They have two left feet.
What is smarter than a talking donkey?
A spelling Bee.
What kind of frog can jump higher than a buillding?
None. Buildings can't jump.
The dog catcher catches 20 dogs in a week, how does he get paid?
By the pound.