Easy-est
how many species did Moses take into the Ark?
None, Noah lead the Ark, not Moses!
I have a tongue but cannot talk. I have no legs but sometimes walk. What am I?
A shoe
I once was full of thoughts but now I am white and empty. What am I?
A skull
You just bought a cute rabbit at a pet store. The rabbit can breed once every month, and deliver 7 babies at a time. How many rabbits do you have after 12 months?
One! It takes 2 rabbits to breed!
You are trapped in a room with no windows or doors. You have a knife and an orange. How do you escape?
You use the knife to cut the orange in half. Half plus half equals a hole and you escape through the hole!
What is in front of a woman, and at the back of a Cow?
The letter W!
Why would a hair stylist rather cut the hair of two brunettes than one red head?
They would make more money!
Only one color, but not one size, Stuck at the bottom, yet easily flies. Present in sun, but not in rain, Doing no harm, and feeling no pain. What is it?
A Shadow!
Imagine you're in a room. There is no way in or out. There are no windows. There is just 4 walls and a floor and a roof. It is running out of oxygen and is flooding. How do you survive?
Stop imagining!
A man is trapped in a room. The room has only two possible exits: two doors. Through the first door there is a room constructed from magnifying glass. The blazing hot sun instantly fries anything or anyone that enters. Through the second door there is a fire-breathing dragon. How does the man escape?
He waits for night and goes through the first door.
If two is company and three is a crowd, what is four and five?
Nine! This is because if there is one person and another one comes, that other one is accompanying the other one! And if 2 is company then more than 2 people is a crowd of people!
There are 10 people on a boat and nobody is below deck but not a single person is in sight. How is this possible?
They are all married! A person who is not married is called "single" and if there is not a "single" person in sight then there are all married people in sight!
Spelled forwards I’m what you do everyday, spelled backwards I’m something you don't like. What am I?
Live
Evil
A doctor gives you 3 pills and tells you to take one every 30 minutes. How long does it take you to run out of pills?
1 hour because you should've taken one right away!
What do the following words have in common: Racecar, Civic, Eye, Level?
They are all palindromes. They can be read the same backward and forward.
What can be seen in the middle of March and April that cannot be seen at the beginning or end of either month?
The letter R!
Three men are on a boat. The boat sinks but only two people get their hair wet. Why?
The third man is bald!
What flies when it’s born, lies when it’s alive, and runs when it’s dead?
A snowflake!
Two people both eat exactly half of a chocolate bar and nothing else, but one person eats more than the other. How is that possible?
They each eat half of their own chocolate bar, one chocolate bar is bigger than the other!
Two men are playing chess. They play five games. Each man wins three games. How is that possible?
they are not playing each other!
What is a mathematician’s favorite dessert?
PI!
Tear one off and scratch my head; what was once red is black instead. What am I?
A match!
I am heavy forwards and not backwards. What am I?
Ton
Not
My goal is to have $12. If I save $1 a month then it will take me 12 months to save $12. If I save $2 a month then it will take me 6 months to save $12. What if I saved $1.50 each month? How many months would it take me to save $12?
it will take 8 months because 1.50x8=12 or 12/1.50=8
The rungs of a 10 foot ladder attached to a ship are 1 foot apart. If the water is rising at the rate of two foot an hour, how long will it take until the water covers over the ladder?
Never, the ladder rises with the ship!