Riddles
How many months have 28 days?
All of them.
Where do polar bears keep their money?
In a snowbank.
What is the only fruit with it's seeds on the outside?
A strawberry.
What is the most popular Halloween candy in the United States?
Chocolate bars.
Where does the Wizard live in The Wizard of Oz?
The Emerald City.
What has a head and a tail but no body?
A coin.
How do you make an egg roll?
You push it!
Almonds are a member of the what food family.
Fruit.
How long was the longest candy cane ever made?
It was over 60 feet long!
In Back to the Future, what type of car is the time machine?
A DeLorean.
What can you hold in your right hand, but never in your left?
Your left hand
What do lawyers wear to court?
Lawsuits.
Americans eat about how many million hot dogs each year?
20 million
How many pounds of candy do Americans consume each year?
Americans eat an average of 22 pounds of candy each year (equally candy and chocolate).
Which breakfast cereal is advertised with the slogan “Snap, crackle and pop”?
Rice Krispies.
There’s only one word in the dictionary that’s spelled wrong. What is it?
The word "wrong."
What has four wheels and flies?
A garbage truck.
Arachibutyrophobia is the fear of what might happen when you eat a certain food. What is it?
The fear of getting peanut butter stuck to the roof of your mouth.
If you put several M and M's into a bowl of water, what happens to the M stamped on them?
They float!
What type of fish is Nemo?
A Clownfish.
What kind of band never makes music?
A rubber band.
What did one wall say to the other?
I'll meet you at the corner.
How much does the most expensive pizza in the world cost?
It costs $12,000!
What was the profession of the person who invented cotton candy?
A dentist (I guess he needed more patients to treat)!
What is the name of Mickey Mouse's pet dog?
Pluto.