MCU
"She's cute, but she's no Spider-Man 2 (2004)"
1.5/5
Spider-Man: Homecoming
"Meesa feeling generous."
2/5
Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace
"This movie ending in a freeze frame is the most 2000s thing to ever happen to the Wizarding World"
5/5
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
"Taika Waititi with an American accent is the most cursed thing in the world."
2/5
Green Lantern
"TFW you're so hungry you could eat a horse"
4/5
Nope
"Definitely best experienced with a shrieking crowd of nerds"
3/5
Avengers: Infinity War
"The first half of this movie is 3 stars but the last half hour is about 8 stars so jot that down"
4/5
Rogue One: A Star Wars Story
"Why does every Malfoy scene in this look like an Evanescence music video I'm wheezing"
3.5/5
Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
"Christopher Nolan Learn How To Mix Sound Challenge"
3/5
The Dark Knight Rises
"Filed under (Unfunny) Disasters God Allowed to Happen, Vol. 2,022."
1/5
Honk for Jesus. Save Your Soul.
"Like the makers of this movie, I, too, am a fan of Mission: Impossible - Fallout"
2.5/5
Black Widow
"Hahahahahaha Obi-Wan commits a war-crime less than twenty minutes into this movie..."
NR
Star Wars: The Clone Wars
"I like that bit where Harry finds a body and it's literally never mentioned again"
3/5
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
"Those zoom-in shots are the worst thing humans have ever done, second only to genocide"
NR
Man of Steel
"The hierarchy of cliche needle drops is about to change."
3/5
Black Adam
"That long-distance brother that everyone in the family seems to keep forgetting exists and I hate that for him"
3/5
The Incredible Hulk
"This is all canon, right?"
1/5
The Star Wars Holiday Special
"Crazy how the real giant snake was Dumbledore all along"
4.5/5
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
"Didn't really work for me but I absolutely respect how defiantly goofy it is"
2/5
Wonder Woman 1984
"All of the old folks who turned up to Baz Luhrmann's Elvis on opening night were not into this trailer at all, and honestly that was my favorite part of that awful, awful night"
NR
Bros
"Every time someone calls this one of the worst MCU films, a part of my soul dies"
3/5
Iron Man 3
"For only when we can all come together and universally recognize this as the best star war will the world finally know peace and that's the truth"
5/5
Star Wars: The Last Jedi
"Man, I have got to stop watching these things."
1.5/5
Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald
"So, are we ready to admit that this is a straight-up cinematic masterpiece and one of the best comic book movies ever made yet?"
5/5
Batman V Superman: Dawn of Justice
"I never thought I'd say this, but... Twitter was right."
0.5/5
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