jokes
riddles
jokes
riddles
riddles
100
what does the invisible man drink
evaporated milk
100

What is greater than God, more evil than the devil, the poor have it, the rich need it, and if you eat it, you'll die?

nothing

100
Why did the baker go to jail
he was caught beating eggs
100
what can you catch but can't throw
cold
100

what is the easiest way to double money

put it in front of the mirror

200
what is a gas stations fav type of shoe
pump
200

Which word in the dictionary is spelled incorectly?

incorrectly

200
what has 6 eyes but can not see
3 blind mice
200

what is at the end of a rainbow

w

200

what has a thumb and 4 finger but is not alive

glove

300
what is a snakes fav subject
HISSorty
300
f you have me, you want to share me. If you share me, you haven't got me. What am I?
secert
300
what fish can help you build a house
hammerheads
300
what is red and mushy and found in sharks mouths
slow swimmers
300
what has to be broken before you use it
an egg
400
why did the pencil cross the road first
because it was a LEADer
400
A man is pushing his car along the road when he comes to a hotel. He shouts, "I'm bankrupt!" Why?
he was playing monoply
400
why don't duck say joke when they are flying
they might quack up
400

What is as light as a feather, but even the world's strongest man couldn't hold it for more than a minute?

your breath

500
what did the toilet say when it was playing cards
flush
500
species did Moses take on the ark with him?
none
500
what did the cannibal say after it finished a clown
that tasted funny
500
The captain of a ship was telling this interesting story: "We traveled the sea far and wide. At one time, two of my sailors were standing on opposite sides of the ship. One was looking west and the other one east. And at the same time, they could see each other clearly." How can that be possible?
The marines were standing back against the sides of the ship so they were looking at each other. It does not matter where the ship is
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