funny Movie descriptions
Lunatic lures children with chocolate and candy, the children have "accidents" in front of their parents, while everyone has to watch musical performances.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
Ghosts haunt a rich man until he feels bad about himself.
A christmas charol
A girl makes friends with furniture after eating mushrooms in a rabbit hole
Alice in wonderland
People wearing knives on their feet aggressively chase a tiny rubber biscuit while occasionally starting a group therapy session with punches.
Ice hockey
A girl takes a chicken on a boat trip.
Moana
A boy gets taken by a hairy man to a school of magic where a man with no nose tries to kill him.
Harry potter
An unemployed, socially awkward loner who pays the ransom when his future wifes sister gets kidnapped
Mr. Darcy
Run around in a circle and over. That’s it.
track
An elderly man uses balloons to kidnap a small boy.
Up!
A girl who isn't like other girls falls in love with a creepy dead guy who wants to eat her.
Twilight
A dragon that behaves like a mix between a stealth bomber and a very excited house cat.
toothless
Tall people bounce a ball and aggressively high-five the air.
Basketball
A woman has an awful job interview, so she cuts her hair, steals her dad's stuff and joins the army.
Mulan
A bunch of people go on a road trip to destroy a priceless object.
Lord of the rings
An elderly man who shows up uninvited, gives confusing advice, disappears for months, and somehow gets credit when other people complete his errands.
Gandalf
twenty-two extremely large people politely stand around for a few seconds, explode into chaos for five seconds, then stop to hold a meeting about it.
football
Older sister ruins younger sister's chance to be on nationally televised game show.
The hunger games
A war hero cheats on his wife and loses everything.
the odyssey
The group project member who does literally everything while the other two panic and almost get everyone killed.
Hermione Granger
A game where people wait around for long periods of time just to sprint for four seconds and then go back to waiting.
baseball