Jokes
What do Lawyers wear when they go to court
Law-Suits
How many Toy Story movies has there been
4
I’m not alive, but I can grow. I don’t have lungs, but I need air. I’m not a plant, but I need water. What am I?
Fire
how old is kevin from home alone
10
name 3 mammals
say answer
What do you call a pig the does Karate
A Porkchop
What does buzz lightyear say
To infinity and beyond
When Grant was 8, his brother was half his age. Now, Grant is 14. How old is his brother?
His brother is 10. Half of 8 is 4, so Grant’s brother is 4 years younger. This means when Grant is 14, his brother is still 4 years younger, so he’s 10.
How does santa fly around and deliver presents ?
on a sleigh
which animal sleeps the most?
The koala sleeps the most, averaging 18 to 22 hours per day
Why did the football quit?
Because he was kicked around
What does woody say
Theres a snake in my boot
What has a foot but no legs?
a ruler
what is santas favorite snack
cookies and milk
how many legs does a spider have
8
What did one stop light say to the other stop light
Stop Looking, Im changing
How many kids did woody go to
4
What is the best way to find a math tutor?
Place an add.
name 2 of santas reindeers
true or false
Dogs are color blind
true
What did one plate say to the other?
Dinner is on me
When did the first toy story come out
1995
I’m full of holes, but I can hold water. What am I?
a sponge
how many days are there till new years after christmas
6
what animal is know for stinking
a skunk