Jokes
Which word in the dictionary is spelled wrong?
“Wrong”
It’s a me…
Mario!
How many bones does a shark have, not including teeth?
zero
What is the name of Oregon’s only national park?
Crater Lake National Park
What is the famous quote from Lilo & Stitch?
“Ohana means family”
What room do ghosts avoid?
The living room
I’m a bossy pig that speaks in a British accent
Peppa pig
The average person blinks how many times a minute?
14-17
What state can you go to jail if you cut down a cactus?
Arizona
Who is credited with inventing the light bulb.
Who is Thomas Edison?
What has to be broken before you can use it?
An egg
I’m the sibling of a famous, colorful dog
Bingo
How many hearts does an octopus have?
Three
What is the largest US State?
Alaska
This country has won the most FIFA World Cups.
Brazil
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
They are always stuffed.
I speak over ten languages, but all at the same time
Minions
What is the rarest eye color?
Green
What is the only state where it is still illegal to pump your own gas?
New Jersey
What company is “lovin’ it” ?
McDonalds
I carry my house on my back. What am I?
A snail
I’m a character in a movie that’s all about me, but I spend most of it asleep.
Aurora
What is the only animal with 4 knees?
Elephant
What state do chickens outnumber people 200:1 ?
Delaware
What farm animal cannot look up into the sky?
Pigs