Jokes
What do Lawyers wear when they go to court
Law-Suits
The number of days God took to create the earth.
6
21
how old is kevin from home alone
10
name 3 mammals
say answer
What do you call a pig the does Karate
A Porkchop
The place where the Israelites were slaves for a long time.
what is egypt
What is the name of the Original Fortnite skin
There is none
How does santa fly around and deliver presents ?
on a sleigh
what animal has wings but cant fly
Duck
Why did the soccer ball quit
Because he was kicked around
Man was put in charge of this much of God's creation.
what is everything.
What colors are the stars on the American flag?
white
what is santas favorite snack
cookies and milk
how many legs does a spider have
8
What did one stop light say to the other stop light
Stop Looking, Im changing
The angel of the Lord appeared to Moses while he was herding sheep in this place or form.
the burning bush
What is the best way to find a math tutor?
Place an add.
name 2 of santas reindeers
true or false
Dogs are color blind
true
Why was zero jealous of eight
Because he was a wearing a designer belt
This was split in half by God to finally free the Israelites from the Egyptians?
the red sea
500 times 2 divided by 2
500
how many days are there till new years after christmas
6
what animal is know for stinking
a skunk