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What is a pig's favorite Karate move?

A Porkchop

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What is the Snowman's name in Frozen?

Olaf

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What do cows drink?

Water

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how many days are there till new years after christmas

6

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what animal is know for stinking 

a skunk

200

What's a ghost's favorite dessert?

I scream 

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What does Ohana mean?

Ohana means family, family means nobody gets left behind. *stitch voice*

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How is the moon like a dollar?

They both have 4 quarters.

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What’s the most popular Halloween candy in the U.S.?

Reese's! Too bad we can't eat it here at BGCD but enjoy at home (not if you're allergic...)

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true or false 

Dogs are color blind 

true

300

Why don't skeletons fight each other?

They don't have the guts. 

300

What does buzz lightyear say

To infinity and beyond

300
What is 9+10

21

300

how old is kevin from home alone

10

300

how many legs does a spider have 

8

400

Why did the chicken join the band?

Because it had the drumsticks

400

What actor plays StarLord in guardians of the galaxy

Chris Pratt

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What goes up but can never go back down?

Your age

400

Who is the creator of The Nightmare Before Christmas?

Tim Burton 

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Where is the only place on their body dogs have sweat glands?

the pads of their paws

500

Why did the Golfer bring two pairs of socks?

In case he got a hole-in-one
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What flavor of Pop-Tarts does Buddy the Elf use in his spaghetti in Elf?

Chocolate

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What has hands but cannot clap?

A clock

500

How many nights of Hanukkah are celebrated?

8

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A newborn kangaroo is about the size of a … ?

grape

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