What is the least expensive and most popular fruit?
bananas
I always run but never walk, I sometimes sing but never talk. No head on which a hat to place, you always look in me in the face. What am I?
Chewing gum takes seven years for a person to digest
Fiction. Your body can safely pass gum within a few days.
A man told a story about how he was awarded a medal for ‘Bravery during World War 1’. Why is this a lie?
They didn’t know there was going to be a World War 2 at the time, so they wouldn’t have said World War 1
Where did the music teacher leave her keys?
in the piano
What color is a giraffes tongue?
black
What’s tall when it’s young but short when it’s old?
A candle. (or a pencil)
There are more stars in space than grains of sand on every beach in the world.
Fact. There are 5 to 10 times more stars than there are grains of sand on all the world’s beaches.
On a cold winter day, there was a man standing in front of someone’s house. He didn’t move until the spring, and the owner didn’t mind. Eventually, the man left. Who was he?
A snowman.
What kind of keys are sweet?
cookies
What galaxy do we live in?
The Milky Way
What has cities but no houses, forests but no trees, and water but no fish?
A map
Bats are blind.
Fiction. bats often find their way using ultrasound but their eyes work, just not particularly well).
A man was walking in the rain. He was in the middle of nowhere. He had nothing and nowhere to hide. He came home all wet, but not a single hair on his head was wet. Why is that?
The man was bald.
What do you call a fish without an eye?
A fsh.
What is the only rock regularly eaten by humans?
salt
When I point up, it’s bright. When I point down, it’s dark. What am I?
A lightswitch
Cracking your knuckles too much will give you arthritis
Fiction. The sound of knuckles cracking is caused by a small bubble building up in the fluid of the fingers then 'popping ', scientists believe, it could actually be beneficial to health.
You're in a dark room with a candle, a wood stove, and a gas lamp. You only have one match, so what do you light first?
The match.
What gets wetter the more it dries?
A towel
What country uses approximately four billion miles of toilet paper each year?
China
What begins with T, ends with T, and has T in it?
a teapot
The tradition of dyeing Easter eggs started in the United States.
Fiction. egg dyeing originated in ancient Ukraine. Painted eggs were believed to bring fertility and good harvests.
A man stands on one side of a river, his dog on the other. The man calls his dog, who immediately crosses the river without getting wet and without using a bridge or a boat. How did the dog do it?
The river was frozen
What type of key opens a banana?
A mon-key.