Jokes
What did a fish say when he swam into a wall?
Dam
Which member spent their teen years in Australia as an exchange student?
Jin
What gift does cal give to rose?
The necklace
What are true werewolves called in the 'Twilight' universe?
Children of the moon
Two windmills are standing on a wind farm
One asks, "what's your favorite type of music?"
The other says, "I'm a big metal fan."
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh
What does RM stand for?
Rap monster
How much does cal want to pay jack for helping rose get on the ship?
20$
Werewolves bond with mates through a process called imprinting. Who has Sam imprinted with?
Emily
I like elephants
Everything else is irrelephant
What do you call a can opener that doesn't work?
A can't opener
Which music awards was the first time BTS debuted in the United states?
American music awards
Where did Jack grow up?
Wisconsin
What does Laurent say to the Cullens when he and his crew emerge from the trees holding their baseball?
"I believe this belongs to you."
Three fish are in a tank
One asks the others "how do you drive this thing?"
Did you hear about the Italian chef who died?
He pasta-away
What is the name of the sauces from the recent BTS McDonald’s meal?
Sweet chili and cajun
what did older rose call the titanic?
The ship of dreams
In the opening scene of the movie, Bella is seen walking across a meadow with Edward to an old lady, who is Bella's Gran. We then see that the old lady is the reflection of Bella. Why is this significant to the movie?
Bella is terrified of the idea of getting old, especially older than Edward, while Edward doesn't age.
But then I turned myself around
What's the difference between a rabbit and a plum?
They're both purple, except the rabbit
What American TV show did RM watch to learn how to speak English fluently?
Friends
What is the name of the boat that rescued the survivors?
RMS Carpathia
Which actress plays Victoria in the first film?
Rachelle Lefevre.
A man and a giraffe walk into a bar
After a few drinks, the giraffe falls over and dies. The man begins to walk out when the bartender stops him.
“Hey, you can’t leave that lyin’ there!” The bartender yells out.
The man turns around: “It’s not a lion. It’s a giraffe.”