Riddles
What can jump higher than a building?
Anything that can jump - buildings dont jump, silly!
What do you call a bagel that can fly
A Plain Bagel
Which dinosaur knows the most words?
A Thesaurus
What is Euclid's favorite kind of tree?
Geometry
Why did the student eat his homework?
His teacher said it was a "A piece of cake!"
A group of bunnies were having a party. What kind of music where they listening to?
Hip Hop Music
What do you call a funny mountain?
Hill-arious
Which word becomes shorter after you add two letters to it?
Short
Which is the math teacher's favorite snake?
Pi-thon
I make a loud sound when I'm changing. When I do change, I get bigger but weigh less. What am I?
Popcorn
What does a triangle call a circle?
Pointless
Why should you not leave alphabet soup on the stove and then go out?
It could spell "DISASTER"
What do you need to grow your trigonometry skills?
Square roots
Why is the Dracula so unpopular?
He's a "Pain in the Neck"
I go all around the world, but never leave the corner. What am I?
a stamp
What do you call the security guards outside the Samsung Factory?
The Guardians of the Galaxy
What kind of math do you learn in English class?
Add-verbs and Add-jectives
Why should you be worried to talk to Pi?
Because Pi will go on forever
Why did the teacher jump into the lake?
Because she wanted to "test the waters"
Imagine you are in a room with no windows or doors. How will you get out?
Stop Imagining
What do you call a fruit playing the guitar?
A jam session
What is the difference between a cat and a comma?
One has claws at the end of it paws,
and the other is a pause at the end of a clause
How do you get from point A to point B?
just take a x-y plane or a rhom-bus
What kind of fish does Pelicans eat?
Anything that "Fits the bill"