Nonsense quizzes
What goes up and down, but always remains in the same place?
Stairs
What do you call a factory that makes okay products?
A satisfactory
Which is bigger? Pluto or the Moon?
The Moon
What has roots as nobody sees,
Is taller than trees,
Up, up it goes,
And yet never grows?
Mountain
What is always coming, but never arrives?
Tomorrow
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
Sofishticated
What is mixed in a Korean paper? Rock or sand?
Rock
Voiceless it cries,
Wingless flutters,
Toothless bites,
Mouthless mutters.
Wind
What is it that lives if it is fed, and dies if you give it a drink?
Fire
Who is bigger, Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, or their baby?
The baby, since he is a little Bigger.
Which planet has a diamond rain? Uranus or Jupiter?
Uranus
It cannot be seen, cannot be felt,
Cannot be heard, cannot be smelt.
It lies behind stars and under hills,
And empty holes it fills.
It comes out first and follows after,
Ends life, kills laughter.
What is it that if you have, you want to share me, and if you share, you do not have?
A secret
What has a head, a tail, but does not have a body?
A coin
Which is bigger? Greenland or India?
India
Alive without breath,
As cold as death;
Never thirsty, ever drinking,
All in mail never clinking.
Fish
If a plane crashes on the border between the United States and Canada, where do they bury the survivors?
Survivors are not buried.
How was it possible that every single person in an airplane crash died, but two people survived?
The two survivors were married.
What is the most played game? Minecraft or League of Legends?
Minecraft
This thing all things devours;
Birds, beasts, trees, flowers;
Gnaws iron, bites steel;
Grinds hard stones to meal;
Slays king, ruins town,
And beats mountain down.
Time