Animals
How do bees get to school?
By the school buzz
What is a snake’s favorite subject in school?
Hisssssstory
Complete this joke: "My wife said I should do lunges to stay in shape. That would be a big ____ ______
That would be a big step forward"
What is a tree’s favorite soda?
Root Beer
What’s more amazing than a talking dog? A ______ bee
A spelling bee
What time would it be if Godzilla came to school?
Time to run
Complete this joke: "Dear Math, grow up and
solve your own problems"
What happened after an explosion at a French cheese factory (all that's left is _____ _____ ?)
All that was left was de brie
What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over him?
(thinks about a cartoon character)
Bugs bunny
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to school?
Her students were too bright
"What did the ocean say to the beach?
Nothing, it just waved"
Which dessert is perfect for eating in bed? (____ cake)
Sheet cake
Why’s a bee's hair always sticky? (where does a bee grow its larvae?)
It uses a honeycomb
What’s the best place to grow flowers in school?
Kindergarten
Complete this joke: "I only know 25 letters of the alphabet.
I don't know y"
Why did the butcher work extra hours at the shop?
To make ends meat
Why wouldn’t they let the butterfly into the dance?
It was a (pick an insect and a fun event)
It was a mothball
Why do magicians do so well in school? (what kind of questions are they good at?)
They're so good at trick questions
Complete this joke: "I asked my dog what's two minus two.
He said nothing"
What do you call blueberries playing the guitar?
A jam session