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100

How do bees get to school?

By the school buzz

100

What is a snake’s favorite subject in school?

Hisssssstory

100

Complete this joke: "My wife said I should do lunges to stay in shape. That would be a big ____ ______

That would be a big step forward"

100

What is a tree’s favorite soda?

Root Beer

200

What’s more amazing than a talking dog? A ______ bee

A spelling bee

200

What time would it be if Godzilla came to school?

Time to run

200

Complete this joke: "Dear Math, grow up and

solve your own problems"

200

What happened after an explosion at a French cheese factory (all that's left is _____    _____  ?)

All that was left was de brie

300

What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over him?

(thinks about a cartoon character)

Bugs bunny

300

Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to school?

Her students were too bright

300

"What did the ocean say to the beach?

Nothing, it just waved"

300

Which dessert is perfect for eating in bed? (____ cake)

Sheet cake

400

Why’s a bee's hair always sticky? (where does a bee grow its larvae?)

It uses a honeycomb

400

What’s the best place to grow flowers in school?

Kindergarten

400

Complete this joke: "I only know 25 letters of the alphabet.

I don't know y"

400

Why did the butcher work extra hours at the shop?

To make ends meat                        

500

Why wouldn’t they let the butterfly into the dance?

          It was a (pick an insect and a fun event)

It was a mothball

500

Why do magicians do so well in school? (what kind of questions are they good at?)

They're so good at trick questions

500

 Complete this joke: "I asked my dog what's two minus two.

He said nothing"

500

What do you call blueberries playing the guitar?

A jam session  

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