jokes about food
Why did the bubble gum cross the street?
Because, it was stuck on a chickens foot!
What does a bee comb it's hair with?
A honey comb!
What did a pencil say to a math book?
"You have too many problems!"
When is the moon the heaviest?
When it's full!
When do astronauts eat?
At launch time!
Why do birds fly south?
Because, it would be too far to walk!
Why was 9 afraid of 7?
Because 7 8 9!
What did the volcano say to the other volcano?
"I lava you!"
What do you need to give to a sick lemon?
A lemon-aid!
What lion never roars?
dendelion!
Why did the math teacher sleep with a ruler?
To measure how long she slept!
What is a tornado's favorite game?
Twister!
What did the egg say to the person?
"You crack me up!"
What do you call a really big ant?
A giant!
Why did the prince bring his father to school?
Because, his teacher told him to bring a ruler!
Where did the dog park it's car?
In the barking lot!
Why did the oreo go to the doctor?
Because he lost his filling!
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh
How do you make seven an even number?
Take the "s" out
Where does a fish save it's money?
In the riverbank!